Intent

It would be a worthy endeavor for a man of much time to devote his ample supply to redirecting the dreaded lens of professional criticism back upon those murky elitists who wield their lifeless opinions -a sad flail of truly sour grapes- in never-ending aggression toward humanities sole saving grace: artists.

This critic critic would have to be an expert in nearly all fields so that he would always be in a position to scrutinize the criticisms of his bottom-feeding brethren.  Unfortunately, such a man is an impossibility; no hero could withstand the amount of self-loathing necessary for such a profession.